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Friday, February 13, 2009

Relationship advice from yours truly

There's nothing wrong with someone who fights with you all the time , as long as they don't get mean.

Out of all scumbags, malicious ones are the ones you really need to stay away from. Of course people who cheat are no better either.

Also avoid anyone who gives you an ultimatum or tears.

Avoid people who go through your wallet or your phone. If they have some kind of urge to do so, they need to ask. "I'm looking for missed calls from the guy/girl next door" at which point you should just dump them.

If they just utter but one word of filth ( at you ) just drop them like the piece of shit they really are. You don't need their dirt.

If they wrongly accuse you, get out now.

Also, never go out with/dream of , anyone ever dated/had a thing for a friend. It's just weird. ew, he was in her arms too?? ew ew ew ew !

Oh and yes I have a God given right to hand out relationship advice.

10 comments:

Sabby said...

Amen to alllllllll that.
Sadly, sometimes we stick to a person even if we KNOW all that. Oh well.

V-day special indeed. =)

myprerogative said...

Thanks MC, there are officially no women i can date now... :P

messiahofmadness said...

True.
And being in a relationship is overrated. We're all better off being single.

blackexists said...

omg. truer words could not be said.

FINroD said...

LOL @ M.o.M I cant believe u commented on this... =P hehehe....

@ MP- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

@ MC-interesting piece of advice...

messiahofmadness said...

@ Finrod- And what's so unbelievable about me commenting on the post, you little twit?

Lemon said...

well said.

but there's a small prob dont u think? everyone has one or more of those described traits.

cheers to a very very single future!

Anonymous said...

love you too akka :P

The 7th P said...

The question is... will you be taking your own advice the day you are ready for another relationship?

Isu said...

you could have given me these advices a good 4 years earlier,couldn't you? :P